The Armies: The Canucks are agents of chaos - The Athletic

Do the VIPs need an intro when the Canucks are 7-0 under Bruce Boudreau?

Of course not.

Let’s get into The Armies.

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Like Terry Grant watching from atop his horse, it’s only a matter of time before the Canucks catch their prey.

Unless the prey is Shane Doan.

But the Canucks had two things going in their favor heading into Wednesday night’s game:

1 – Bruce Boudreau will become the first undefeated Canucks coach in team history.

2 – Orcas can easily eat Ducks.

The only thing going against the Canucks was the fact that John Gibson always turns into Dom Hasek when facing Vancouver, but add in the power of Bruce there it is, and Anaheim honestly didn’t stand a chance.

We now live in a world in which J-Pats no longer drops the world’s most depressing mic drop stats after hockey games:

I don’t know how to adjust to this new reality.

What’s next, Andrew Walker will have a good sports take for once?

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The Big Splash Tucker Poolman caught some flack on this play, mostly due to reputation. It’s like if a building catches fire in town, the guy who was arrested 17 times for arson is probably going to be the first suspect.

This goal however is on

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